Observations.

It's January 18th. There was no snow in November, there was no snow in December. Now... this week... it finally snows.

This is ONLY because I am having a cocktail party in 3 days where girls will be in short dresses and high heels. Including myself.

Perfect.

Another observation? My Mazda6 (be jealous) sucks in the snow. I can't even tell you how many times the little traction light came on... and my car started to make that damn dinging sound.

Like... No sh*t car!!! I almost just ran into a fence!! Obviously, WE DON'T EFFING HAVE TRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess Fiona would never have had these kind of issues. In fact.. Princess Fiona would have made the snow her bit*h.

Next observation? People in Utah cannot drive in snow. Maybe... it's because of all the freaking Mazda6's on the road... but my lord... it's only snow. Why did the little white stuff falling from the sky turn you into a COMPLETE idiot!?!? I don't have traction!!! My damn car just made the dinging sound!!! DON'T slam on your breaks in front of me!!!!!!!! I AM going to hit you!! It's a MAZDA 6!!!!

Next observation? Zac Brown Band's show is on Saturday. Yup... this Saturday... the 21st. What is the universe trying to do to me!?!?

I'd miss my own party for Zac Brown!!!!!

Not only is he a musical genius... but he has the crazy child molester beanie and beard you just can't help but love. Have you ever seen that man play a guitar!!!?!?!?! Zac Brown Makes the guitar his bit*h. I don't even know if he plays it so much as just touches it and it plays itself.

Final observation?? I have been baking. All day. Making centerpieces... debating dresses.. cutting fabric... calling my DJ.. and still there are a million things to do. So far, I've escaped an anxiety attack.... but this is going to be a busy few days.

Much love, can't wait to see you all Saturday!!!