I think I can probably sleep when I'm dead. It seems like there's always someone.. or something pulling me a different direction than I was already traveling. The good news about feeling like there's no time to sleep... and no time to breath is that I'm still alive.
I woke up today and it was Halloween. Can I just say thank the good lord that this blessed holiday has almost come to an end... for yet another year. I feel like it's been Halloween for 3 weeks. There's been absolutely amazing and absolutely insane parties. Junk food... dressing up like an idiot..... pumpkin carving (which I'd like to mention I absolutely hate) baking... more baking..... followed by.....
baking.
Tonight I'm taking my little man out to fill his little tummy with candy... and his heart with happy :) I'm pretty excited. If there's one thing in my life that stays constant.... it's his perfect little self. He's everything in my world... and when it all goes pear shaped he knows just how to smile to make me realize that that's all that matters... and all that will ever matter.
On a lighter note... Men in my life... and those who may potentially find themselves in my life....
Women pluck, shave, wax, tan, whiten their teeth, spend insane amounts of money on gels, cremes, lotions..... powders...
We get laser hair removal... fake boobs... fake eyelashes... fake hair..... botox... injections..
We get our nails done.... the manicures... the pedicures... the facials.....
Buy almost every beauty product promoted in Vogue that will undoubtedly make us look EXACTLY like Heidi Klum....
We edit every single picture on our Facebook before posting it..... and are mortified by all the one's we're "tagged" in eating a hamburger in the background. *****Caught with for mouth open?!? Right...... you told him you were a vegetarian!!!!!!!*****
We all... at some point in our life have gone on one.... (haha) or multiple crash diets to fit in to some damn dress we with all certainly probably bought a size to small hoping we could Crisco our way into it... just to look good for............ you.
Yup.... that's the big secret. There. It. Is.
I'd also like to mention, in light of all that.... that it seems as though all the men who like to complain about the hours spent in the bathroom, the money "wasted"... and all these "fake" girls..... are the same men who never once complained about the outcome.
I have yet to meet a man who wanted to b*tch about how long it took to get ready..... then followed it up by "you don't look that good.... what was the 2 hours for?!?"
So.... from this "fake" girl ... maybe you need to let us do our thing, and focus a little more on the man-scaping.
Here's the thing...... You look like a grizzly bear... and you smell like a bar at 2:00 am.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
At this point... it's all a re-run
I haven't blogged in quite awhile.... mostly because I've been avoiding the social media world for quite some time....
Tap..... tap... tap...... hello..... hellllooooooo...... Is this thing on?!?!?
So, instead of some emotional rant.... or blasting one of my ex boyfriends, or even possibly recounting every boring detail of my last failed (but humorous) date.. I shall simply catch you up on what's been going on in my life. The cliff notes version.. because lord knows I like to ramble about things that don't matter that much.
Mostly, I've been on the couch sick for 3 days. BUT! I've learned that this is the perfect time to do all of the things I never get to do:
-Watch Bravo.... for 22 hours a day.
-Sleep in my Pinks.... the same Pinks.......... for 3 days straight....
-Leave my hair sitting fashionably on top of my head as to say "I've completely given up on my life."
-Create myself a little floor picnic consisting of Powerade Zero, Saltine crackers and sprite
..... I should mention there's a strong chance I'll never eat saltines again in my life.
-Catch up on emails. It turns out that no one of importance actually emails me....... Ever.
Also... I should stop shopping..... AND someone thinks that I want to mingle... with Christians.
"Christian singles Mingle"..... Sounds like a nightmare.
Aside from that, I have finally started my business with my good girlfriend that I could not be anymore excited about. "Faire Belle" Event planning and Design. I've finally figured out a way to put my take control attitude and OCD tendencies to good use..... plus since I have a constant urge to bake something... craft something... or throw a party... I've formulated a plan to make money doing so. So far I could not be any happier with the progress. Luckily, I still have my incredibly boring job to keep me afloat in these first hard months but I know that it's going to be absolutely amazing.
If there's one thing my dad always taught me it's that you can live a life of love and passion if you spend it doing something you love and are passionate about.
On that same note... I've taken the hard road the last few weeks in learning that you have to create your own happiness. That if you aren't invested in it, no one else is going to be. No one can choose your path. You have to keep moving forward.
Sometimes, you don't always have to know where you're going, or exactly where you're ending up to take the first step.
Tap..... tap... tap...... hello..... hellllooooooo...... Is this thing on?!?!?
So, instead of some emotional rant.... or blasting one of my ex boyfriends, or even possibly recounting every boring detail of my last failed (but humorous) date.. I shall simply catch you up on what's been going on in my life. The cliff notes version.. because lord knows I like to ramble about things that don't matter that much.
Mostly, I've been on the couch sick for 3 days. BUT! I've learned that this is the perfect time to do all of the things I never get to do:
-Watch Bravo.... for 22 hours a day.
-Sleep in my Pinks.... the same Pinks.......... for 3 days straight....
-Leave my hair sitting fashionably on top of my head as to say "I've completely given up on my life."
-Create myself a little floor picnic consisting of Powerade Zero, Saltine crackers and sprite
..... I should mention there's a strong chance I'll never eat saltines again in my life.
-Catch up on emails. It turns out that no one of importance actually emails me....... Ever.
Also... I should stop shopping..... AND someone thinks that I want to mingle... with Christians.
"Christian singles Mingle"..... Sounds like a nightmare.
Aside from that, I have finally started my business with my good girlfriend that I could not be anymore excited about. "Faire Belle" Event planning and Design. I've finally figured out a way to put my take control attitude and OCD tendencies to good use..... plus since I have a constant urge to bake something... craft something... or throw a party... I've formulated a plan to make money doing so. So far I could not be any happier with the progress. Luckily, I still have my incredibly boring job to keep me afloat in these first hard months but I know that it's going to be absolutely amazing.
If there's one thing my dad always taught me it's that you can live a life of love and passion if you spend it doing something you love and are passionate about.
On that same note... I've taken the hard road the last few weeks in learning that you have to create your own happiness. That if you aren't invested in it, no one else is going to be. No one can choose your path. You have to keep moving forward.
Sometimes, you don't always have to know where you're going, or exactly where you're ending up to take the first step.
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